- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

This is not a joke

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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