69- by Adam Chebali

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Women's Rights

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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boo

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Three black men were walking...

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Justin Bieber

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Yo mama's fat.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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