- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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