what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Where's my baby??

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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