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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Basically copying you.

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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