- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

There's a god, just kidding.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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