- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

what is a bracket? a bracket

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

I can count to potato.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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