There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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