man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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How long is a china man?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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