- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

meh

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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