what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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