Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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