- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Justin Bieber's mother.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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