- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

42, that is all

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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