Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

9/11

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

xavier stop

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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