A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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