Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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