What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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