- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

A kid has no friends.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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