- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Your grandma's cookies.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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