Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Gay Rights

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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