If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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