3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Sarah Palin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Anti Joke

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