What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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