- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

Brad Fuller!

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

how may i help you

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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