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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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