- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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