- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why was the boy sad? because.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Gorden Brown.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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