- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

why was the boy sad? because.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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