- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

captcha: all yer base

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

hey John will you make some copies

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

JUST KIDDING^

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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