What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

WEED!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

im watching you..

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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