- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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