- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Who wants pizza crusts?

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