A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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