- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there no one

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

i am and me is i

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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