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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

I like colin but not as much as apple