Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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