- Anti Joke

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.