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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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