I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Guess what. Chicken butt.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

woman's rights

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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