What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

I was Born ready I was born naked.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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