How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Lil' Wayne

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A man walks into a bar.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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School

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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