WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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