How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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That's what she didn't say

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What you reading? reading?

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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your mom died.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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