- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

where do some birds live in? Earth

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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