So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Get off my porch.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

womens rights

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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