Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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PENIS

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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