Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

knock knock who's there no one

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

i am and me is i

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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