What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Adele walks into the stables

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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