Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Of course, first door on your left

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Religion.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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