- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

captcha: all yer base

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

hey John will you make some copies

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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