- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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