- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What's 9 + 10 19

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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