- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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