- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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