- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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