- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Keanu Reaves

What did Delaware? A coat.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Autism speaks but not really

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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