- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Donald Trump

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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