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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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