Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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