- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Knock Knock Come in.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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