a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Keanu Reaves

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Autism speaks but not really

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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