- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

im gey

Oh...okay, good.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

There's a god, just kidding.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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