- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Justin Bieber got laid

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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