Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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A man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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