- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Whats the difference between a frog?

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Jerry.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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