Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Jerry.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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