- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

oooh look a banshee

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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