- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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