- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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