- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

Penis

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

I hate long jokes -_-

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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