What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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My children are mistakes

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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