An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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