- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

A man buys a prius

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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