- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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