- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

what do u call a apple a apple

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Get off my porch.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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