- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what do u call a apple a apple

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Get off my porch.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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