- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

This one time at band camp music was played.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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