- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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